Now that is quick.

[postman]

At 11-50 i left the wife on a day ward at Otley Hospital.I can pick her up at 2-00pm.She is having a cataract operation.That is speedy,well done NHS.

 

[Steve Malkin]

That's not even long enough to get a decent ride in, can't you ask them to keep her in a bit longer...

 

[Scoosh]

Here's to an equally speedy recovery for Mrs postman

 

[postman]

One hour to go.Then the sh== hits the fan.
You see i told her i was tall, dark and handsome.Well tall is the only thing that is right.