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ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
Location
Rides Ti2
Each to their own and all that.........
 

helston90

Eat, sleep, ride, repeat.
Location
Cornwall
As far as that type of bikes go it is nice- you need to make sure you have the legs to go with it though!!
 

LimeBurn

Über Member
Location
Sheffield
I like it. Infact I like most of the Wilier range. The paint schemes are not what you call Subtle but I like a bike that stands out.
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I like the look of that. I quite like the colours, even though green isn't my first choice. Very nice.
 
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BigonaBianchi

BigonaBianchi

Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
She's got new fulcrum five wheels, a new san Marco saddle, New veloce crank set, new chain, and new bar tape....more gifts it is not.possible for a man to bestow on his woman...besides I have long suspected Celeste may have secret lesbian bike tendancies, blimey, the ultimate male fantasy, lesbian road bikes lol!
 

SteCenturion

I am your Father
How does Celeste feel about it. Would she sulk or even move out if you bring a new bike home?
In an interview yesterday Celeste Bianchi was quoted as saying...

"I feel betrayed, used & worthless"

"BOAB treats me like 'A PIECE OF CARBON', it's awful"

The reporter asked.
"Celeste, did you know of Boab's flirtations & secret assignations with this new model" ?

Celeste. "My friends had warned me he had a roving eye & everyone knows he has 'A THING' for shapely Italian's, but he's gone too far this time".

Reporter. "So what made you suspect Boab has been playing away" ?

Celeste. "Well, he has been showering more often, which really isn't like him & buying me lots of new gifts".

"Boab tried to change my looks too. He made me wear new bar tape & bought me some very Tarty new wheels"

"I have never shared this before but lately he has become abusive, he hurts me when nobody is looking".

"Not so long ago he rode me roughly up the hills in Cyprus & broke my cranks"

"When I complained he took me to see a bike quack in a backward village & had me 'fixed up' with a shoddy old prosthetic crank & told me to stop creaking".

"The man's an animal, an animal I tell you".

"So what if he's been eyeing up that Willier tart, she can have him".

"Bloody cyclists, all the same if you ask me, don't trust 'em".
 
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