Oh dear.not a good morning so far

[ladyrider100]

Sorry - just need to moan a bit.

I have not had a good start to my day. First I am happily tootling along when a huge bump in the road appeared from nowhere - sure it wasnt there yesterday. Obviously in my semi catatonic state this morning, I didnt clip my back light in properly which when I hit the bump, bounced off and cracked with batteries rolling in all directions.
Then as I come through GREEN lights, get beeped and verbally abused by white van man coming from the lights on the other side who didnt wait for his green light obvioulsy. I didnt know until today that I am a f*****g dithering old cow.

Then coming up the stairs at work after shower, shoe caught hem of trousers, I tripped and now have coffee all over my shirt and have a client meeting at 9.30.

Should have stayed in bed me thinks.

 

[HobbesChoice]

Oh dear - I'm really sorry to hear about your bad journey in! It doesn't sound like the WVM abuse was justified to you though, so I'm thinking he's having women troubles!!!

I'd suggest a cup of tea and a biscuit, but maybe have that after your client meeting!

 

[jimboalee]

It must be one of those days.

A work colleague spent an hour telling us 1/ he dropped Eton Mess on the kitchen floor, 2/ he let the alum foil roll off the worktop and 3/ he's picked up the wrong sandwiches after he'd put the alum foil in it's box.

Never mind though, we are nearing the end of Libra, so everything goes 'out of balance'...

 

[Wheeledweenie]

What a crap morning, thank goodness you'll be all slim and foxy with all that cycling! (That's my justification when I have morning's like that anyway)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Oh dear indeed!

WVM sounds like a charmer - console yourself with the fact that he's statistically*:
fat, ugly, string vest, unhealthy, he smells, black teeth, lazy, bad breath, terrible wind problems, drunk, poor eyesight and stinky feet.

Never mind about the coffe stains - good talking point!



*probably, but let's not let lack of research get in the way of wild speculation!

 

[hackbike 666]

WVM sounds like a charmer - console yourself with the fact that he's statistically*:
fat, ugly, string vest, unhealthy, he smells, black teeth, lazy, bad breath, terrible wind problems, drunk, poor eyesight and stinky feet.

They can't all be like that?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

They can't all be like that?

Probably not - but we're cheering someone up here so sweeping generalisations are allowed.

 

[Lazy-Commuter]

WVM sounds like a charmer - console yourself with the fact that he's statistically*:
fat, ugly, string vest, unhealthy, he smells, black teeth, lazy, bad breath, terrible wind problems, drunk, poor eyesight and stinky feet.

They can't all be like that?

Based on my observations, at least 97% are. Probably. If I'm right.

 

[belairman]

Well if you believe my wife's superstition that bad things come in threes, at least you aren't waiting all day for the third ...

 

[Dayvo]

WVM sounds like a charmer - console yourself with the fact that he's statistically*:
fat, ugly, string vest, unhealthy, he smells, black teeth, lazy, bad breath, terrible wind problems, drunk, poor eyesight and stinky feet.

They can't all be like that?

I am Some are!

 

[mr_cellophane]

It must be one of those days.

A work colleague spent an hour telling us 1/ he dropped Eton Mess on the kitchen floor, 2/ he let the alum foil roll off the worktop and 3/ he's picked up the wrong sandwiches after he'd put the alum foil in it's box.

Never mind though, we are nearing the end of Libra, so everything goes 'out of balance'...

I have made my sandwiches the night before and picked up the wrong tub, got to work and found my "lunch" is 1/2 pound of cheese.

 

[Wheeledweenie]

I have made my sandwiches the night before and picked up the wrong tub, got to work and found my "lunch" is 1/2 pound of cheese.

Mmmmmmmmm cheese......

 

[jonny jeez]

Sorry - just need to moan a bit.

I have not had a good start to my day. First I am happily tootling along when a huge bump in the road appeared from nowhere - sure it wasnt there yesterday. Obviously in my semi catatonic state this morning, I didnt clip my back light in properly which when I hit the bump, bounced off and cracked with batteries rolling in all directions.
Then as I come through GREEN lights, get beeped and verbally abused by white van man coming from the lights on the other side who didnt wait for his green light obvioulsy. I didnt know until today that I am a f*****g dithering old cow.

Then coming up the stairs at work after shower, shoe caught hem of trousers, I tripped and now have coffee all over my shirt and have a client meeting at 9.30.

Should have stayed in bed me thinks.

What a morning!!!

Just think yourself lucky you didnt put a heel "through" the hem of your trousers, that would have been the icing on the cake.

Like Belairman says, crap-stuff comes in three's, so the rest of your week is looking pretty fine!!

Now, off to Mothercare to buy a tomee-tippy mug for you!!

Have a good "rest of the day"

 

[jonny jeez]

What a crap morning, thank goodness you'll be all slim and foxy with all that cycling!

Ooh...well, thank you for noticing!!

 

[Wheeledweenie]

Ooh...well, thank you for noticing!!

Hehe