Oh dear...

[alicat]

... it's five minutes to wine o'clock and I have no wine in the house.

 

[Sandra6]

it's half past in my house

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I work on the basis that it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

 

[TVC]

Wine, on a Sunday, are you mad? Everyone knows it's vodka on a Sunday to block out the depression of returning to work in just over 12 hours.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

it's half past in my house

It's half empty in mine