Oh so close

[Chilternrides]

Not quite sure how this would have worked out but I'm glad I didn't have to find out the hard way;

I went into the Gents in a place I know very well for a piddle earlier, mind on other things and therefore on auto-pilot in familiar surroundings.

It was only at the unzip and point stage of the proceedings that I realised the place had been refurbished and instead of facing a urinal I was now about to pee into one of those Dyson Air-Blade hand dryer thingies.

Good job no-one else was in there or they probably would have thought I was going for a special mention in The Darwins...

 

[TVC]

Blow job?

From the dryer, what did you think I meant?


...Coat.....bye

 

[Panter]

 

[I like Skol]

You might as well try p**sing in the wind......