"Oh, so do you need to have lights on your bike at night?"

[jay clock]

I bought some very good value Tesco micro LED lights tonight and she genuinely did not seem to know that cyclists had to use lights!

 

[Maz]

I bought some very good value Tesco micro LED lights tonight and she genuinely did not seem to know that cyclists had to use lights!

I bet she found that most illuminating.

 

[Fab Foodie]

She's obviously not very bright...
Or, maybe she is!

 

[krushavik]

She could even be a bit dim.

 

[ianrauk]

strike a light!

 

[Jezston]

And thus all potential puns are extinguished.

 

[Fab Foodie]

She's easily LED I think...

 

[beanzontoast]

You clearly dazzled her with your own knowledge.

 

[guitarpete247]

JAY CLOCK:Yes, thank you. Right, Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss.
(gasps)
TESCO TILL OPERATOR:What?
JAY CLOCKt was one of Maz's.
MAZt sodding was not! It was Jezton!
TESCO TILL OPERATOR:Well, Mr. Jezton?
JEZTON, um, I, ah, I merely meant, Your Majesty, that, ah, you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.

Courtesy of Monty Python.

 

[stephec]

So has she now seen the light?

 

[fixedfixer]

Have been quite enlightened by this thread.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Yep, the spotlight is well and truly on Tesco.

 

[Paulus]

A rare ray of light in a supermarket.

 

[Fab Foodie]

A rare ray of light in a supermarket.

Agreed, it's certainly left me with a good glow.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

they had a good deal in our local tessies, 3 for price of two. so a set for dd1's occasional school bike and an extra red light for me. all for £11 and they are pretty decent, although the mounting brackets are made of cheese…