Oh what a night.

[postman]

Oh dear well here i am back home.Having spent eight yes eight hours in A & E how busy they were.Mind you they did find time to give me a warm drink and some toast.I was laid out on a trolley.
So what happened,well i have some jeans i got from Burtons three years ago.Trouble is no matter how many times i iron them,within five mins of wearing them,the knees go baggy.So right i know i will fray them,make them look like those new fangled fashion ones.
So out with the stanley knife,and three quick swishes over both knee areas,a couple of slashes over the left thigh making it look like corporals stripes,then a final flourish with a Z sign over the right thigh area in a Zorro sign.
It looked great,then i passed out when i saw the blood.324 stitches went in to my legs ,the Doctor said next time i fancy doing some fashion statements take the bloody things off first..



Only joking folks. Got up this morning feeling on top of the world.Been feeling crap these last two or three days.Down in the dumps sort of feeling.So i took a sleeping pill last night and had a good sleep.So sorry you have just got a bit of my strange humour.

 

[Illaveago]

......my son Gravel is pretty good at cutting himself open. You two should meet.

What's the towing eye for ?

 

[Katherine]

good post @postman

 

[cosmicbike]

Oh dear well here i am back home.Having spent eight yes eight hours in A & E how busy they were.Mind you they did find time to give me a warm drink and some toast.I was laid out on a trolley.
So what happened,well i have some jeans i got from Burtons three years ago.Trouble is no matter how many times i iron them,within five mins of wearing them,the knees go baggy.So right i know i will fray them,make them look like those new fangled fashion ones.
So out with the stanley knife,and three quick swishes over both knee areas,a couple of slashes over the left thigh making it look like corporals stripes,then a final flourish with a Z sign over the right thigh area in a Zorro sign.
It looked great,then i passed out when i saw the blood.324 stitches went in to my legs ,the Doctor said next time i fancy doing some fashion statements take the bloody things off first..



Only joking folks. Got up this morning feeling on top of the world.Been feeling crap these last two or three days.Down in the dumps sort of feeling.So i took a sleeping pill last night and had a good sleep.So sorry you have just got a bit of my strange humour.

Next time just ask for some of my old jeans. They're designer now, so for once in my life I'm almost trendy

 

[biggs682]

@postman my bottom started quibbling then for a minute , glad you are ok we have lost too many good members this year already for one reason or another

 

[Brandane]

......my son Gravel is pretty good at cutting himself open. You two should meet.

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Ouch! That looks similar to an injury I had a number of years ago. Whilst drying a glass with a dish towel, the glass broke and went into my finger while I was turning my hand. A few stitches and it was sorted; but I didn't cut my tendon .