Hover Fly
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- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
Do you go for the easy liquid grace of mounting and dismounting over the handlebars? Or conventionally cock your leg backwards like a dog at a lamp-post?
I had a couple of clubmates who mounted leg-over-bars style. Both were of good age, one was even in his mid-seventies at the time. When I tried it my eyes were watering before I got my foot anywhere near the bars.
I've never had the courage to try and master the scoot-with-nearside-foot-then-swing-the-other-over-the-saddle method, so I always mount and ride off from a standing start.
Last time I went over the handlebars, it was as I was shouting "oooo-yeah-oooo-no-oooo-me-crackers-oooo!" I remember it also involved landing in a heap and wiggling around in pain.