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GrahamG

Guru
Location
Bristol
I heard it was stolen by the Surbiton women's guild who just wanted to sniff the saddle and pleasure themselves with the handlebars that dreamboat tory 'Dave' has touched with his own fair hands.
 

Cab

New Member
Location
Cambridge
Arch said:
Aw, whatever you think of a individual, it's not nice to have a bike pinched...

Indeed it isn't.

Did I miss something in the article, or does it not tell us whether the bike was locked?
 
What Arch said, it ain't good having a bike nicked.

Happened to me a few years back when I was at Uni and the t**ts broke into the bike shed and nicked the front end of my mountain bike. I wouldn't have been so pissed off if they had taken the whole bike but to come equipped to take the bars, gear and brake levers and sus forks rubbed salt into the wounds a bit.
 

shimano

New Member
according to that fine paper of unbiased reporting, the Daily Mail, he'd locked it to a bollard and the bike, lock and all, was simply lifted up and off it and away they went. Clearly Mr C had his mind on important matters of state when he locked it up or he'd have noticed this rather obvious shortcoming of a bollard as a security device.
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
shimano said:
according to that fine paper of unbiased reporting, the Daily Mail, he'd locked it to a bollard and the bike, lock and all, was simply lifted up and off it and away they went. Clearly Mr C had his mind on important matters of state when he locked it up or he'd have noticed this rather obvious shortcoming of a bollard as a security device.


oh dear. Not the sort of person you want running a country really.... Although I'm sure we've all done daft stuff like that and been lucky to get away with it...
 

spindrift

New Member
theft is theft whether the person is liked or not.

Chained to a two foot bollard?

In Portobello Road?

With their reputation?

The man's a cockwit.


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