Party tricks?

[longers]

Vernon is nifty with a potato, I've got none, what are yours?

 

[ASC1951]

I can do the bendy biro thing, which is very convincing for the under-fives.

 

[Muddyfox]

I can do the catch the invisible coin in the paper bag trick

Again very imressive for under 5's

Simon

 

[slowmotion]

I can make very rude flatulent noises by placing the palm of my right hand in my left armpit and waggling my left arm up and down. Alas, only the under-fives appreciate this magnificent display of silliness. Probably not best done in a disco while "on the pull"....

 

[gaz]

I can make a very loud clicking sound with my jaw, it sounds like i am dislocating it

 

[Muddyfox]

I can also do the white earred elephant

This one is not such a good idea for the younger audience though

Simon

 

[slowmotion]

Looks like we three might make a knock-out triple act....

 

[longers]

This one is not such a good idea for the younger audience though

I'm going to lower the tone later but the kids party tricks are good. I can do the pen one.

 

[addictfreak]

Apparently im quite good at talking out of my arse

 

[Baggy]

I can bark like a dog, and do a creditable impression of a goat.

 

[TheDoctor]

Is that in public, Baggy?
TMI otherwise

 

[slowmotion]

I used to be able do a passable rendition of a U-boat klaxon when going for an emergency dive.. it hurt my nose though....

 

[Fnaar]

I also do the invisible object into a bag thing, but my kids are too big for that now. I can juggle three balls/apples/whatevers. my impression of Shaggy from Scooby Doo is pretty good. And apparently my Elvis and my Suggs on karaoke aren't bad. I can also (as indeed I did last night) manage to drink about twice as much as everyone else in the room. I once cleared one end of a hall full of people in Russia with a fart that I didn't dare own up to. :-)

 

[Dayvo]

I can do the catch the invisible coin in the paper bag trick. Again very imressive for under 5's Simon

I still don't know how that's done! And I'm slightly over 5!

I can make a very loud clicking sound with my jaw, it sounds like i am dislocating it

Me too, on average about every 20 mins. if I wanted to.

I can burp the alphabet in one continual burp! Kids under 60 love it!

 

[Dayvo]

I can juggle. Not just boring old balls though, fire, knives and I have been known to do the 3 smashed bottle necks as well I only did knives, bottles and fire until I saw Penn and Teller and I was inspired

Work safe, but definitely not at home!


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