Pathetic!

[swee'pea99]

Or, health & safety gorn maaaaaad #143:




Here's how they do it:

British attempt:

Not quite the same, what?

 

[XmisterIS]

Ja, but vee are Germanics, ja, und vee haff to do sings like zis ze sensible way, ja? Not like zoze unrestrained Latins!

 

[Piemaster]

My grandmother's killer argument for the superiority of Britain over France was that the frogs are useless at organising royal funerals.

In defense of the French they did have quite a few of them to get through last time they had any royals to, err, 'deal' with.

 

[661-Pete]

[quote name='swee'pea99' timestamp='1288787192' post='1455280']
Not quite the same, what?
[/quote]Indeed not. I'm trying hard , but I can't make out any lovely lass (like in the second picture) in the first piccy...

 

[Hover Fly]

Before this year's grape-picking I had to warn the pickists that if they wanted to throw grapes at each other they must make sure that there were no stalks attached and only to throw underarm or like a girl, French ministry rules, along with not holding a bunch they are going to cut, we don't want any lost fingers.

 

[Arch]

My grandmother's killer argument for the superiority of Britain over France was that the frogs are useless at organising royal funerals.

Yebbut, they were better at causing them....

 

[XmisterIS]

Yebbut, they were better at causing them....

I dunno ... we had a pretty good go at it 150 years before the French!

 

[Arch]

I dunno ... we had a pretty good go at it 150 years before the French!

Well, one king, ok. But the French managed a whole family, and kept rid of them....

Unless you count Enery the Eighths ex-wives.

 

[ianrauk]

 

[Aperitif]

Well I am the conker rue-er.

 

[661-Pete]

Blimey, they're not wearing gauntlets!

nor helmets...