pee in a pot

[biggs682]

just been told by other half that its easier for us males to provide a urine sample than it is for females, because we can just put our 'end in' the pot !!

sorry if this offends anybody but had to share with all

 

[tadpole]

only if the pot is wide enough

 

[Andy_R]

only if your arms are long enough to hold the pot in the right place

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Haven't ladies heard of funnels?

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

Yes but it's more fun trying to aim from a distance!

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Much harder to get a "sample" following a vasectomy.
Bit of a bugger trying to keep the pot still with one hand and attempts to "aim" with the other

 

[biggs682]

Much harder to get a "sample" following a vasectomy.
Bit of a bugger trying to keep the pot still with one hand and attempts to "aim" with the other

why is this !

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

why is this !

Crankers Wamp
An affliction caused by cranking car engines back when jump leads didn't exist.
Do it too much and you get "Wamp" in your hand causing it to jerk about when trying to keep it still ;-)

 

[Drago]

My arms aren't long enough to hold the pot

 

[biggs682]

Crankers Wamp
An affliction caused by cranking car engines back when jump leads didn't exist.
Do it too much and you get "Wamp" in your hand causing it to jerk about when trying to keep it still ;-)

is that the same as wan**rs cra** !

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

S poon er ism

 

[fossyant]

Crankers Wamp
An affliction caused by cranking car engines back when jump leads didn't exist.
Do it too much and you get "Wamp" in your hand causing it to jerk about when trying to keep it still ;-)

Got THAT fun early Feb, fortunately the Doc does not need a HOT sample. No swimmers present. Should flippin hope so after 4 months.... GRRRRR

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Got THAT fun early Feb, fortunately the Doc does not need a HOT sample. No swimmers present. Should flippin hope so after 4 months.... GRRRRR

Had mine in 1993' reversed in 2001 and re-done in 2010

Worked fine but can't look a freshly plucked chicken or Aubergine in the eye these days without cringing.

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

just been told by other half that its easier for us males to provide a urine sample than it is for females, because we can just put our 'end in' the pot !!

sorry if this offends anybody but had to share with all

Obviously you don't have a piercing as with a ring you have two holes where the ring enters and exits which complicates things as you pee like a garden sprinkler apparently although on the positive side ladies love it apparently

 

[biggs682]

Obviously you don't have a piercing as with a ring you have two holes where the ring enters and exits which complicates things as you pee like a garden sprinkler apparently although on the positive side ladies love it apparently

the only ring i have is for cheese retention !