PING ** bonj

[Elmer Fudd]

Footies starting,,,,, on the BBC Oh you don't like that channel do you, rather watch ads for cillit bang every 12 minutes, ah well I'm turning over to watch real t.v. Corrie

 

[Arch]

<psssst> Elmer, I think you're thinking of simoncc....

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Footies starting,,,,, on the BBC cillit bang

Er....what's this? Is it something rude?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

that was my job on c+, starting the "who's watching the footie" threads. dead laptop now curtails that pleasure

 

[Elmer Fudd]

<psssst> Elmer, I think you're thinking of simoncc....

Damn... you were right....bonj....simon....simon...bonj, the arguements are all the same and I'm getting confused.


Where is my medication ? I need to lie down.

"Nurse ! Fetch my psychiatrist !"

 

[Monkey Boy]

Medication.....Wot? You mean take drugs the your GP has forced on you....Satan I tell you Can your physio not help instead?

 

[Arch]

Er....what's this? Is it something rude?

Oh, Patrick, I thought you were a man of the world. Have you never seen Barry Scott DOING ONE OF HIS ADS FOR CILLIT BANG! (You have to shout, because he does. All the time. It's one reason I wouldn't buy Cillit Bang if it was the last cleaning product in the shop..)

 

[mickle]

Cillit Bang Is Great!

 

[Twenty Inch]

I'm a dyslexic over-sexed woman. This CILLIT BANG doesn't work at all, and makes my knickers smell funny.

 

[andy_wrx]

I kinda get the impression that if Cillit Bang were used industrially, you'd need a full environment suit with air supply.

But it's sold for domestic use so you apply it with a J-cloth.

But agree with Arch - BARRY, I'M NOT GOING TO BUY IT UNLESS YOU STOP SHOUTING !

Same with that really angry guy who advertises Waterseal...