Post of the year fiasco

[rich p]

I can't believe it, Aralsopp has won it, not me!

It's a joke or a stitch up bigger than the Iranian and Afghan election fraud.

What did he do for God's sake? All the bloke did was cycle hundreds and hundreds of miles in all weathers with broken kit and then write a rivetting report on it.

The effort I put in to opening that packet of crisps, eating all of them and posing like a Greek god was unrivalled in my opinion. I shall flounce off this forum before you can try to change my mind.

Goodbye!

 

[Noodley]

Well, you know what you have to do this year - smaller crisp packet

 

[Aperitif]

You should have used a bag of peanuts if you were going to do that 'my son'...

 

[Aperitif]

Why are there only three tossers people posting the same sort of stuff on every thread?

 

[rich p]

Sad, isn't it

p.s. I meant it's sad that there are 3 sad gits writing drivel here at the mo but welcome to the club VC

 

[TVC]

There there Rich, I voted for you.

I think Arolsopp only got any votes because he rides a bike, and there are quite a few closet cyclists around here.

 

[longers]

Well, you know what you have to do this year - smaller crisp packet

A bigger one might work better.

 

[ComedyPilot]

If it's any consolation Rich, I was 'crisps all the way' with my vote.

 

[Baggy]

Come on richp stiff upper lip please, no Quavering

 

[arallsopp]

Rich, mate, its not about the size of the packet.

Anyone who's anyone knows I did the ride 'hanging one'. Unabashed in new born glory, with a solitary pickled onion monster munch worn as a neckerchief down below.

 

[Baggy]

Anyone who's anyone knows I did the ride 'hanging one'. Unabashed in new born glory, with a solitary pickled onion monster munch worn as a neckerchief down below.

Now we know that's not true, a Monster Munch would have dissolved in all that rain...

 

[arallsopp]

Ok... I admit it. I was worried about suffering a reaction from the flavourings, so fashioned a replica out of zipties.

 

[Aperitif]

Now we know that's not true, a Monster Munch would have dissolved in all that rain...

and possibly led to a rich p and we are back at Square one...

 

[Mista Preston]

There there Rich, I voted for you.

I think Arolsopp only got any votes because he rides a bike, and there are quite a few closet cyclists around here.

I wouldn't call what he rides a bike as such...more like an armchair...on very skinny wheels....that goes very fast

Only kidding Mr A !

 

[Aperitif]

Only kidding Mr A

"Oh no he isn't!"

(Panto season continues unabated...after all, when the chips are down - anything goes.)