postman just been............... what a let down

[biggs682]

postmans just brought my latest 3 purchases , very pleased with first two parcels , the third was a let down , i ordered for a friend of e bay a penis enlargement kit he has just been around to collect parcel , i begged him to open parcel so he did , do you know what it was ........

yes a magnifying glass !!!!!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In the spirit of the Post a lie thread:

In the changing room of his local gym, Rocky saw a black guy naked, and on seeing he was well endowed, it got him thinking.

Eventually, he plucked up the courage to ask

'That is impressive! How can I get mine like that??'

The black guy replied

'You just need to hit it on the side of the bath every day'

Rocky was a bit confused, but want home and did it anyway. After a week, and being just a tad sore, he met the black guy again to protest about it.

The black guy looked surprised and said

'Oh I thought you wanted it to be the same colour!'



Thankyou, thankyou, I'll be here all week!