Racing roadkill
Guru
I often get bits and bobs from Poundland. I usually use the self service tills. Poundland are not unknown for doing funny stuff. Today, the voice on the self service till, was an Elvis Presley impersonation 

I often get bits and bobs from Poundland. I usually use the self service tills. Poundland are not unknown for doing funny stuff. Today, the voice on the self service till, was an Elvis Presley impersonation![]()
That’s not far off what it saidIt's one for the money.
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go.