Prof. Brian Cox will be ......

[Glow worm]

....quaking in his boots when he sees this genius at work.....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Can't fault the logic in her thinking.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

 

[Archie_tect]

God bless America.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

He needs to pull over and pick up the hitcher (Rutger Hauer) to help put an end to this nonsense.

 

[asterix]

Since acquiring a satnav I have discovered that it's impossible to cover 80 miles in an hour at 80 mph.

 

[Doseone]

That's class

Lets look at the upside. She's quite pretty and she can run a mile in 7 minutes.

 

[Archie_tect]

Don't start analysing... it will spoil the simplicity of it.

 

[MontyVeda]

...
and she can run a mile in 7 minutes.

only by her own logic though

 

[Crackle]

Can't fault the logic in her thinking.

I watched the whole video and I didn't see any.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

and she can run a mile in 7 minutes.

Yeah, but so can I when I'm late for my train in the morning!!

 

[ColinJ]

Lets look at the upside. She's quite pretty and she can run a mile in 7 minutes.

For me, attraction starts with the mind, so blow what she looks like, she'd drive me potty in about ten minutes!

Actually, I'm telling a lie - she drove me potty in less than one minute, but I forced myself to sit through the entire 4 minutes and 35 seconds to see if the video was some kind of hoax.

She reminds me of the guy who called me over during a weekend stocktaking at our factory ...

Him: Hey Col - you're good at maths aren't you?

Me: Well, I'm no mathematician!

Him: Yeah, but you got CSE maths didn't you?

Me: O-level and A-level maths actually ...

Him: Okay, so you are really good at maths, right, so you can, like, do sums in your head, huh?

Me: Well, I can't mentally calculate the cube root of an 8 digit number, if that's what you mean!

Him: Eh?

Me: Yes, I can do sums in my head!

Him: Okay, we have 10 pieces of this alloy tubing and I've just measured them and they are all 2.3 metres long so ...

Me: 23 metres!

Him: I, er, what the ... 'kin 'ell - you're quick! You should be a rocket scientist or summat, not working in a bleedin' factory!

 

[TVC]

Can I suggest, that young ladies talents may lie in other areas

She's got to be good at something to keep his attention.

 

[Crackle]

May I suggest that young ladies talents may lie in other areas

She's got to be good at something to keep his attention.

Yeah, running.

 

[andylaw79]

Can I suggest, that young ladies talents may lie in other areas

She's got to be good at something to keep his attention.