Psst, Southerns...

[Noodley]

I'm not needing a hose but I think I might pop out and buy one anyway...

That is all.

 

[derrick]

While your pop putting get me one two.



I'm not needing a hose but I think I might pop put and buy one anyway...

That is all.

 

[Baggy]

It's careless posts like this that will lead to panic buying and a hosepipe shortage

 

[Headgardener]

No ban here yet.

 

[derrick]

Original Post
I'm not needing a hose but I think I might pop put and buy one anyway...

That is all.

 

[biggs682]

last i heard was that the inside lanes of m1 & m6 were being converted to a stream so all that free northern rain water could be channeled down south

 

[cyberknight]

It's careless posts like this that will lead to panic buying and a hosepipe shortage

Sounds like a pipe dream....

 

[lukesdad]

I'm not needing a hose but I think I might pop out and buy one anyway...

That is all.

Im only surprised you havn t started condensing and bottling it yet.

You naughty man.

 

[Baggy]

The pipes, the pipes are calling...

 

[Brandane]

Pity we can't export the stuff, it's been falling out the sky tonight in much the same way as it has since we last had a decent summer. That was back when Pans People were on TV, Mars Bars were 3p, petrol was about 60p for a GALLON, and a new Puch Alpine 5 speed "racing" bike cost £45.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

we all own golf courses and are thus exempt from the ban.

do you lot have indoor plumbing now?

 

[rusky]

Yeah, like a tight arse Scot would buy something he doesn't need!

 

[lukesdad]

Yeah, like a tight arse Scot would buy something he doesn't need!

Hang on rusk this is noods we're talking about, he's not allways rational.

 

[snorri]

I checked my stocks as recently as this morning, looks ok for a while yet, just have to hope the weather warms a little to get it flowing

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[musa]

Are you a bath man or a shower man?