If they burn you up when you're pootling, don't get emotional. Sort that rubbish out, you want to be disciplined. They sweep past by timing the lights right as you've waited? Boo hoo, why don't you just buy a car and get fat? Time it. Timing it is exquisite. Get them, ON AN UPHILL!!!! Any charlie can overtake on a downhill, I laugh at them. Don't look at them. Don't acknowledge them in any way.
- Show no pain, unless your face is just like that
Bang down the gears, stretch your legs, engage, pump, cruise past. 'twas a trifle. Piffling. Bring 'em on.
I cycle in chinos and a polo shirt mostly, any of those roadie bumfluffs want to try it with me I'll leave them sweating like a paedophile on a bouncy castle, I've had it all, the panting overtake to draw level, you can tell they're busting a gut and then they ease off and ride parallel! Drop them. Bang down, stretch legs, pump. Don't even condescend to glance at the silly billies.