threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
It's a sad day, another Hollywood leg-end gone.
*snork*
*snork*
RIP Chuck Norris's Beard...
- Thread starter threebikesmcginty
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It was last seen in that seriously bad sly Stallone film, Expendables whatever, where he made a Norris joke about being bitten by a Cobra and after 3 days of agony.........................................................................the cobra died.
It was the only good bit of the film
It was the only good bit of the film
smokeysmoo
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bolton, not very far from Nob End
I reckon I could take him now
ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Looks like there isn't a third fist under there at all!!!
A penny farthing will fit in spaces even a Brompton won't go into.
Provided Chuck Norris has folded it.
A penny farthing will fit in spaces even a Brompton won't go into.
Provided Chuck Norris has folded it.
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User6179
Guest
He looks like Tim Allen !!
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
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Deleted member 1258
Guest
At one point last year, under heavy fire from the Mrs about being scruffy, I shaved my beard off, the reaction from both me and the Mrs 
and we couldn't wait for it to grow back.
and we couldn't wait for it to grow back.
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
I had a beard for about 5 years and then shaved it off. I went round to see my g/f (of all 5 years) and she didn't even notice! That should have told me something ...At one point last year, under heavy fire from the Mrs about being scruffy, I shaved my beard off, the reaction from both me and the Mrs
Sittingduck
Legendary Member
- Location
- Somewhere flat
Legend tells, that the world first started spinning on it's axis, the day Chuck took his first steps....
Sad day indeed
Sad day indeed
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Chuck Norris is better than Campagnolo or Shimano.
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
Take that picture down ASAP ..once these women find out us men no longer have a guardian angel AKA No longer mean looking Mr Chuck, they'll no longer be afraid of us. 
It's too late already guys, my wife saw that picture and when I asked for a coffee I was told "You know where the kettle is"
Sad day indeed
It's too late already guys, my wife saw that picture and when I asked for a coffee I was told "You know where the kettle is"
Sad day indeed
OP
OP
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
I'm not suggesting that he goes flat cap, tweeds and whippet but that's not a good look for a 73 year-old. He looks out of shape enough that someone could have a word and not face annihilation.
