RL - Means Danger ;-)

[Pat "5mph"]

I can see the traffic lights: they are red red red
Jump jump jump, all of them I RLJ, wanna be like the London guys, faster faster faster.
The road is mine mine mine .... downhill no brakes .... middle of the lane .... pigeons, out of my way!
.... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, only me on the road ....

 

[jim55]

thought that was a billy ocean song!!!!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

thought that was a billy ocean song!!!!

'tis that!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

....... because I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it I'm
Early hours of this morning, 3 o'clock to be precise (no smirking, was riding home from work ) there is not a soul on the road (apart from a lone fox), rljmpng' a wee bit here and there, as you do, private cab comes behind at a set of lights I just jumped. Now, the passenger shouts "excuse me, that's a red light you just jumped, I've got you on camera"
WTF?? Is this the motorist response to the helmet cam riders? I blame Gaz and co.

 

[potsy]

Bad Pat

I have never ever jumped a red light at 1.30am coming home from a night shift

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Bad Pat

I have never ever jumped a red light at 1.30am coming home from a night shift

Yes, I'm bad, bad, bad - Potsy come along and spank me
That cat looks a bit scary btw

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Just tell 'em you're Italian Pat and you are just compelled to do it by birth, they'll understand !

I have a confession to make: I was actually born in Germany (Mum was German) should really behave better
Then again, has anybody seen the cyclists in Heidelberg? Pure madness!

 

[snorri]

Cycling round a roundabout the wrong way early one morning recently has been nagging at my conscience but since reading the OP, I just don't care anymore.

 

[MrJamie]

15 years ago one summer I used to cycle to work at 4:30am in the light, flying down the grid roads with no other vehicles around at all, feels fun doing that

Potsy's avatar needs its own like button

 

[Nihal]

I can see the traffic lights: they are red red red
Jump jump jump, all of them I RLJ, wanna be like the London guys, faster faster faster.
The road is mine mine mine .... downhill no brakes .... middle of the lane .... pigeons, out of my way!
.... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, only me on the road ....

So its no more "5mph"

 

[Nihal]

Yes, I'm bad, bad, bad - Potsy come along and spank me
That cat looks a bit scary btw

Somethings gone wrong with her.............Somebody stop her

 

[Nihal]

Luckly,i don't find Reds at 5 am so me goes crazy over empty roads

 

[Nihal]

I have a confession to make: I was actually born in Germany (Mum was German) should really behave better

Ohh,ohh...............German

No seriously,Germans after the post Hitler period are awesome
Well they were during the period,but you can't blame them

 

[potsy]

Yes, I'm bad, bad, bad - Potsy come along and spank me
That cat looks a bit scary btw

I'm scared now

I'm sure the scary cat will be gone soon enough

 

[Nihal]

I'm scared now

I'm sure the scary cat will be gone soon enough

Is that you Potsy,in the avatar....................or is a fat cats stomach