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Lisa21

Mooching.............
Location
North Wales
Has anyone read about that man somewhere in this country who lives only on roadkill??:biggrin: He apparently goes round country lanes as we would go round Tesco and eats only squashed animals and things he picks from the hedges.Hes had badger,fox,pheasant all the usual but found a dog once-golden retriever if i remember correctly-and said it tastes like chicken.(why do people who eat "wrong" things ALWAYS say it tastes like chicken?just eat bl**dy chicken then!!) It just seems. so. wrong.....:biggrin:
 

Apeman

Über Member
Class job! That would keep the mother in law away!!!
 
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goo_mason

goo_mason

Champion barbed-wire hurdler
Location
Leith, Edinburgh
Lisa21 said:
Has anyone read about that man somewhere in this country who lives only on roadkill??:bravo: He apparently goes round country lanes as we would go round Tesco and eats only squashed animals and things he picks from the hedges.Hes had badger,fox,pheasant all the usual but found a dog once-golden retriever if i remember correctly-and said it tastes like chicken.(why do people who eat "wrong" things ALWAYS say it tastes like chicken?just eat bl**dy chicken then!!) It just seems. so. wrong.....:becool:

There was a BBC documentary about him last year. A harmless eccentric, really. He had a very nasty stalker at the time, though !

He was also on 'I've Never Seen Star Wars' on BBC4 recently, where Hugh Dennis said he'd never eaten roadkill. The bloke was there giving him a taste of his favourite dishes (like badger risotto and blackbird pie) !
 
I've been amazed at the sheer numbers of dead animals at the side of our roads over the last couple of weeks. f all over the winter then we get a bit of sun and all hell breaks loose. It's murder out there.
 
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goo_mason

goo_mason

Champion barbed-wire hurdler
Location
Leith, Edinburgh
This morning there was a pigeon sitting in the middle of the road under the railway bridge (Balgreen Road). I just missed it - I suspect it was already dazed or ill.

Tonight on the way home, there was a large, manky patch of minced meat and feathers in the same spot....
 
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