Rules for Avocados

[PeteXXX]

Rule #1

Don't spit the pip into an ashtray...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Rule #1

Don't spit the pip into an ashtray...

If you do it will transform itself instantly into an ash splashtray.

 

[Doseone]

Ripe and Ready to eat my ar$e.

 

[Puddles]

Ripe and Ready to eat my ar$e.

No this thread is about avocado not bottoms

 

[Crackle]

Ripe and Ready to eat my ar$e.

Unless you get the Aldi ones, which probably were once.

 

[Doseone]

If I want an avocado properly ripe I have to take an afternoon off work so as not to miss the one hour window between it being hard as a bullet and brown and stringy.

 

[Hill Wimp]

The smaller the spoon used to scoop it out the better,lasts longer that way

 

[Archie_tect]

If I want an avocado properly ripe I have to take an afternoon off work so as not to miss the one hour window between it being hard as a bullet and brown and stringy.

I see you favour the Eddie Izzard approach...

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jSE3JANx14

 

[Doseone]

I see you favour the Eddie Izzard approach...

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jSE3JANx14

And as a bonus, by watching that I have now finally found out that Swedish for "vitamin naming committee" is "Vitamindoparkommissionen".

 

[PeteXXX]

And as a bonus, by watching that I have now finally found out that Swedish for "vitamin naming committee" is "Vitamindoparkommissionen".

And thus, from my pointless, stupid thread, comes education......

 

[Doseone]

And thus, from my pointless, stupid thread, comes education......

“Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.” I think that was Homer Simpson.

 

[biggs682]

cant stand them myself

 

[PeteXXX]

“Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.” I think that was Homer Simpson.

"How can you teach when there's so much to learn" The Strawbs.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

cant stand them myself

If you want them to stand, stick them in an eggcup. (Another useful tip.)