Saturday joke

[col]

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag, I'll have nothing left to live for.'

 

[fossyant]

Well you have surpassed yourself.....

I thought you were a miserable bugger.............................

Cheers...a classic.....

 

[Keith Oates]

I think it's been posted here before col, but worth a repeat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[col]

Oops must have missed it,or my memories going.

 

[ufkacbln]

Little boy sees a bead bird lying on the ground, and ass dad about it, SO Dad explains about life anddeath and how it is peaceful withthe little bird knowing it i going to die, lies down and waits for God to arrive and collect it's little soul, then taking it to Heaven.


Little boy thins and says - "Daddy, Mummy nearly died last week!"

Somewhat concerned Dad asks what he means...

"Well Mummy was lying on the floor shouting "Oh God, I'm coming - and she would probably have gone if the milkman wasn't lying on her and holding her down!"

 

[MePower]

Admin, can we have a sticky joke thread please, twud be a good place to go and cheer peeps up