Probably a stupid mistake we make on a club run once. Had just climbed out of Flash onto Axe edge, then turned off the main road in an easterly direction, to skirt the south side of Buxton. About 10 of us barrelling down a hill, sharp left hander, one rider over cooks it, takes it wide, as everyone else follows. Van coming up the other way.

How we all made it down the side of the van and the stone wall on the wrong side of the road, I don't know.
Had numbeous crashes/car incidents, but they weren't scarey, just 'oh this is going to hurt' as you just don't have time to think about it.
Crashed on a bend descending the Cat and Fiddle some years back, hot day, hit spilt dairy produce (common tanker route). Sliding across the road at 25 mph on ones bum, and you can see the cars coming towards you.

fortunately they stopped, I jumped up and legged it to the side of the road. Massive hole in my shorts (like Cav's in the Giro this week) and a huge hole in my arse. Skinned hand, elbow, side of leg. Only 12 miles to cycle home with my butt hanging out. My that stung, especially in the shower

That said, I was in the pub the same night showing off the war wounds.
