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PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
Waiter, do you have frog's legs?
Yes sir.
Well leap over the counter and get me a drink.
 

GentleBenn

Veteran
Location
wales
Chuffy said:
The pheasant who comes to our garden had been puffing himself up and going 'I'M HERE. HERE I AM. I'M HERE' for the last few weeks. He isn't getting much action though.


Can you catch it, a talking pheasant !!! you'll make millions ! :biggrin:
 

Dave5N

Über Member
In my day young ladies didn't introduce the subject of sex in polite company, but waited for a gentleman to first raise the subject.
 
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