Reports are emerging tonight about a new doping scandal which threatens to disgrace an up and coming sport. This report comes direct from a citizen journalist at the incident.
WADA officials were called to a game of inter-house Quidditch at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after suspicions were raised, post-game, about the amazing performance of keeper Ron Weasley. Spectators were awestruck by the demonstration of world-class moves to defend the Gryffindor hoops against arch rivals Slitherin.
It is believed that WADA had been tipped off moments before the game by a friend of the player, Luna Lovegood, who claimed that she witnessed none other than the Chosen One, Gryffindor seeker Harry Potter, administer a vial of liquid to Weasley's drink while in the presence of many close friends.
WADA officials arrived late on in the game and witnessed a last desperate attack by the Slytherin chasers to breach the Gryffindor defence. They moved in on Weasley the moment the Golden Snitch was caught. Weasley protested his innocence until a urine sample was demanded. The keeper changed his story and appeared to confess to the doping, saying that he had been given a Felix Felicis potion by his team captain.
In a shock turn of events, Weasley's girlfriend Hermione Granger claimed that the keeper had been tricked into thinking that he had consumed the potion. Disappointed officials left the grounds when Potter was able to produce an intact vial of the potion, but not before lecturing the players on the dangers of doping and the severe consequences.
In a statement issued later, WADA declared that systematic team doping had absolutely no place in the Quidditch community, and urged any suspected cases be brought to it's attention immediately. The spokesman continued by saying that a zero-tolerance policy was in place and all positive cases carry an automatic lifetime ban from the broomstick.
Can you tell I went to see Harry Potter tonight? My thoughts immediately turned to doping
WADA officials were called to a game of inter-house Quidditch at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after suspicions were raised, post-game, about the amazing performance of keeper Ron Weasley. Spectators were awestruck by the demonstration of world-class moves to defend the Gryffindor hoops against arch rivals Slitherin.
It is believed that WADA had been tipped off moments before the game by a friend of the player, Luna Lovegood, who claimed that she witnessed none other than the Chosen One, Gryffindor seeker Harry Potter, administer a vial of liquid to Weasley's drink while in the presence of many close friends.
WADA officials arrived late on in the game and witnessed a last desperate attack by the Slytherin chasers to breach the Gryffindor defence. They moved in on Weasley the moment the Golden Snitch was caught. Weasley protested his innocence until a urine sample was demanded. The keeper changed his story and appeared to confess to the doping, saying that he had been given a Felix Felicis potion by his team captain.
In a shock turn of events, Weasley's girlfriend Hermione Granger claimed that the keeper had been tricked into thinking that he had consumed the potion. Disappointed officials left the grounds when Potter was able to produce an intact vial of the potion, but not before lecturing the players on the dangers of doping and the severe consequences.
In a statement issued later, WADA declared that systematic team doping had absolutely no place in the Quidditch community, and urged any suspected cases be brought to it's attention immediately. The spokesman continued by saying that a zero-tolerance policy was in place and all positive cases carry an automatic lifetime ban from the broomstick.
Can you tell I went to see Harry Potter tonight? My thoughts immediately turned to doping
