Shopping - terrific fun for a bioke!

[Bigtwin]

Just been to Insanesburys.

Get into car, noticed the boke next to me just got into his too. Was waiting for him to go so he didn't back into me, as yer do.

Imagine my delight as he flicked the key, and neatly pogod his car right into the car in front!

I say "into". More like "onto" really. Looked like a randy tortoise hard at it by he time he'd finished.

Driving not really for him possibly.

 

[Ben M]

I hope that you made sure that he left his details with the poor sod who decided to ram.

 

[John Ponting]

He probably did what most people do - left a note saying "the guy in the next car thinks I'm leaving my name & number".

 

[Bigtwin]

Staff were all over him like a rash. Got him on the ground screaming while one of them pointed a scanner at him shouting "don't move F*%&er!".

Then a store tannoy announcement "would the customer with the snub-nose Honda Civic please make their way to the scrap yard in Station road by foot or taxi - thankyou!".

 

[Joe24]

Ahhh, reminds me of my brother.
He had passed his driving test first time. Was very cocky, but was/if a bad driver.
Mum put him on her car insurance. Shes got a little 206, and loves this car. More then us i think!
Som bad idea.
He got in one saturday morning to drive to work. Mum wouldnt let him drive it on his own, she had to be in the car.
So, he set the seat up, then went to start the car. Que the car getting closer and closer to the house. My brother, still not noticing the car is in gear, looks very confused. Mum shouts and grabs the gear stick and takes it out of gear.
My brother, turns to look at my mum as she does this and looks very confused, like he was just about to say, "didnt think the car was going to start then"

This was one of his many incidents he has had while driving.
He was on the car insurance for a year, and mum never put him on after that!

 

[Banjo]

Sounds like a classic case of someonee not used to driving an automatic gearbox?My uncle drove his new Toyota out the wrong end of his garage years ago creating a new doorway in the process :-)

PS I only came in to the Cafe as its "dare to be different day".Looks interesting.