Show us your decent bike disguised as a crappy bike.

[Drago]

I have one of these on my bike

I don't know if it's effective - But I will if it isn't

I had another thought for transfers to create my 'own make' and deter thieves - also providing some amusement for other cycle enthusiasts.....
'Doors' stickers on the frame

On mine there is a sticker shaped like a fist that reads, "Protected by Ross Kemp!"