ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
I wasn't on my bike this time, I was on foot. I wanted to cross the main road and was standing at the traffic lights in the centre of Hebden Bridge. The lights turned to red. The traffic from my left came to a stop, and 3 cars were approaching from the right, still about 50 metres from the lights.
I started to cross.
The drivers of cars #2 and #3 had seen the red light and were slowing down but I observed that the driver of car #1 was in a world of his own and was not. The lights had already been on red for about 5 seconds.
I am watching car #1 intently. Now, I am 6' 1" tall, and weigh 16 stone - I am a pretty big man, hard to miss when standing in the road directly in front of your vehicle, I would think! Apparently, I was wrong. The driver was looking straight towards me but he hadn't seen me ...
I decided that my usual technique of forcing the driver to stop by standing my ground and glaring back at him ain't gonna work with this guy. I hopped backwards and he swooped by about 10 cm in front of me. I was waving at him and pointing at the red light as he passed but he still didn't notice me, or the red light.
I looked at the first driver on my left. I made a 'Did you see that!' gesture and he pointed at his temple with his finger and rotated it several times. Quite!
I looked at the first driver now stopped to my right. I made the same 'Did you see that!' gesture and he shook his head slowly, from side to side. If my lip-reading is up to scratch, he said "BLOODY HELL!"
I imagined somehow catching the red light jumper and asking what he was playing at ...
SMIDSY! (Sorry Mate I Didn't See You!)
SMIDSTRLE! (Sorry Mate I Didn't See The Red Light Either!)
SMIDEKWFPIAO! (Sorry Mate I Don't Even Know Which Ferkin Planet I Am On!)
There are dangerous fools about on the roads, so my fellow CycleChatters - remember ...
I started to cross.
The drivers of cars #2 and #3 had seen the red light and were slowing down but I observed that the driver of car #1 was in a world of his own and was not. The lights had already been on red for about 5 seconds.
I am watching car #1 intently. Now, I am 6' 1" tall, and weigh 16 stone - I am a pretty big man, hard to miss when standing in the road directly in front of your vehicle, I would think! Apparently, I was wrong. The driver was looking straight towards me but he hadn't seen me ...
I decided that my usual technique of forcing the driver to stop by standing my ground and glaring back at him ain't gonna work with this guy. I hopped backwards and he swooped by about 10 cm in front of me. I was waving at him and pointing at the red light as he passed but he still didn't notice me, or the red light.
I looked at the first driver on my left. I made a 'Did you see that!' gesture and he pointed at his temple with his finger and rotated it several times. Quite!
I looked at the first driver now stopped to my right. I made the same 'Did you see that!' gesture and he shook his head slowly, from side to side. If my lip-reading is up to scratch, he said "BLOODY HELL!"
I imagined somehow catching the red light jumper and asking what he was playing at ...
SMIDSY! (Sorry Mate I Didn't See You!)
SMIDSTRLE! (Sorry Mate I Didn't See The Red Light Either!)
SMIDEKWFPIAO! (Sorry Mate I Don't Even Know Which Ferkin Planet I Am On!)
There are dangerous fools about on the roads, so my fellow CycleChatters - remember ...


