
Short back + sides £6.
£47.
I might just happen to know a very well liked somebody with the numbers of five Tony and Guys on her phone. And one of them takes her to Tony. Who still takes the bus to see his beloved Chelsea. Apparently.£47 I tell you.
And the bloke was angling for a tip at the end as well.
And he gave me a lesbian hair cut. (Something about 'layers' apparently.)
(Note to self, do not enter any hair cutting establishment without copies of The Sun/Daily Sport on visible display.)