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mjr

Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
I know it was a mouse as it was caught in the trap we bought and is now dead.
It's caught in a trap. It can't get out because it loves you too much, baby.
 

Julia9054

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Knaresborough
My mouse stole a whole naan bread off the kitchen table. The naan bread dropped onto a mouse trap setting it off. I ran into the kitchen just in time to see the little furry b**stard bolting under the washing machine. It completely ignores the mouse traps no matter what i bait them with because it's cleverer than me. There seems to be no evidence of it the last couple of weeks. My friend reckons its on maternity leave.
 
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Crankarm

Crankarm

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Location
Nr Cambridge
My mouse stole a whole naan bread off the kitchen table. The naan bread dropped onto a mouse trap setting it off. I ran into the kitchen just in time to see the little furry b**stard bolting under the washing machine. It completely ignores the mouse traps no matter what i bait them with because it's cleverer than me. There seems to be no evidence of it the last couple of weeks. My friend reckons its on maternity leave.

Perhaps your mouse is fussy and has expensive tastes? Try some cake from Mouse of Fraser.
 
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Crankarm

Crankarm

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Location
Nr Cambridge
Well an update. The f*****g little thing is taunting me from beyond the grave. Just found that it made a dirty protest in my linen cupboard. It p155ed and shat on many of my fine Egyptian cotton sheets. So having to wash them all. :cursing:
 
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