Someone's only gone and tried to get Lundunners to talk to each other

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NorthernDave

Never used Über Member
Has the world gone mad? No. It's only another American trying to intervene in an area of international culture that he doesn't understand.... apparently it didn't go down as well as he thought it would :laugh::laugh:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/artic...e-encouraging-commuters-to-talk-to-each-other

This tweet just about sums up the attitude to such things:

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:laugh:
 

Vapin' Joe

Formerly known as Smokin Joe
Why is it, that even without a badge, I get to sit next to the weirdo who wants to engage anyone at all in some strange conversation? You know the sort of thing. I'm the only one on the upper deck of the bus and the chap just has to sit next to me.........
Try travelling without your knob hanging out.
 

Dave 123

Legendary Member
Where's the old pearly queen @Markymark when you need him?
Though I doubt he'd soil his calf suede loafers on the tube....
 
Funnily enough sat on the tube as I write. Got very upset as I can't find the buffet car. Pulled the lever to speak to the maitre d' about getting some champers and got a right ear full. Someone's going to get fired when I get home.

As for the badge, if I wanted to speak to anyone I'd just answer the 5 women in the carriage trying to chat me up. One's even pretending to have a coughing fit to get me to hold her!
 
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TVC

Guest
The only communication I have ever had with strangers on the tube is when our train pulled into Baker Street. A bunch of teenage girls got on, and as usual they were being orchestrated by the over confident mouthy one. With absolute authority she lectured her cohort as to which station they were to get off at, and now many stops that would be. To make her point she jabbed her finger at the single line map above the seats as she took complete charge.
Immediately it was apparant to all those with earshot - most of the carriage given her volumn - that they were on the wrong train, heading North when they should have been going towards the city. Spontaniously the occupants of the carriage started making eye contact and surpressed smirks to each other as we all shared in the anticipation of her embarrasment. There was much non verbal communication, eyebrow raising, eye rolling, and building expectation until the tannoy piped up and announced the next station stop.
With that the unfortunate ringmistress's face turned to horror as she realised her fatal error and her authority vanished in a puff of anxiety and lost face. The train arrived at the station, the doors opened and the band of bemused schoolgirls were ordered off by their leader with no explanation. The rest of the passengers finally released and we all laughed loudly until spent, then promptly returned to ignoring each other when the doors closed.
 
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