Song lyrics one liners that anyone under 30 won’t understand

[T4tomo]

my Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust, but you cant shag a bird on the 29 bus

 

[ColinJ]

my Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust, but you cant shag a bird on the 29 bus

I'm sure that somebody will have done!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I'm sure that somebody will have done!

In fact there is almost certainly a web site for it

although I am NOT checking

 

[Rezillo]

8 Track blazing Brucie Springsteen....

Bomber jacket, dressed to kill.

I have a newish black leather bomber jacket, albeit I won't be inflicting death by style on anyone now. They might die laughing, though.

 

[Beebo]

Thread resurrection alert!

Aerosmith were just playing on the radio. Love in an elevator.

“I’ll show you how to fax in the mail room
Honey, and have you home by 5.”

Offices no longer have a fax or a mail room.

 

[AndyRM]

Thread resurrection alert!

Aerosmith were just playing on the radio. Love in an elevator.

“I’ll show you how to fax in the mail room
Honey, and have you home by 5.”

Offices no longer have a fax or a mail room.

Pump is one of the weirdest albums ever made. It's basically just Steven Tyler's mastrurbational fantasies.

 

[Beebo]

Pump is one of the weirdest albums ever made. It's basically just Steven Tyler's mastrurbational fantasies.

I had it on cassette. I’ve not listened to the full album for at least 30 years.

 

[presta]

My daughter used to love Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5.
She had no idea who Jagger was.

Who knows what a jagger is?

" Have you got a light, Mac? No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat."

Big shot, The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

I do miss my Gorilla album.

And the old buck rabbit sings stuff it up your jumper, fo do de oh.
....
Adolf Hitler on vibes.....Casanova on the horn....Roy Rogers on Trigger....Count Basie orchestra on triangle.

It can be quite difficult to tell the difference between B and G when spoken - a fact ventriloquists rely on.

Faa faa flack sheep:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPX5DMTY9Uo

Love in an elevator.

"Saved by the bell"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cosG57WdmnY&t=75s

 

[Ming the Merciless]

C30 C60 C90 Go

 

[DRM]

Inflammable material, planted in my head
It's a suspect device that's left two thousand dead
Their solutions are our problems
They put up the wall
On each side, time and prime us
Make sure we get f*ck all
They play their games of power
They cut and mark the pack
They deal us to the bottom
But what do they put back?

Stiff Little Fingers Suspect Device

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

"There's A Road In Oklahoma
Straighter Than A Preacher
Longer Than A Memory"


Steve Earle & The Dukes
'Nowhere Road'
(from the 'Exit 0' LP)

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Strangely prophetic of Donald Trump


"A Stranger Came By Traveling
He Went To Every Door
He Said He'd Lost His People
He'd Come To Look For More
And Many DId Believe Him
As He Talked Upon The Square
The Spell He Wove Upon Us
Fills My Body With Despair"


Big Country
'Flame Of The West'
(from their 2nd LP 'SteelTown')