Spermbullit

[mrandmrspoves]

I believe that the European Sperm Bank HQ is in a large condominium.

 

[Melonfish]

yeah the problem is he's always cycling into some c-

i'l get me coat.

 

[Fnaar]

Putting thinner or slicker tyres on a bike like that probably wouldn't make a vas deferens.

 

[Fnaar]

Looks like the photo was taken in Greece. Epididymis,if I'm not mistaken.

 

[ComedyPilot]

If the sperm's big enough to be carried on a bike, then just how acommodating is the vagina he's riding towards?

 

[Cyclist33]

I think he's chasing a Specialized Vadge.

[I'll get me coat too!]

 

[mrandmrspoves]

Would it need a spunkture repair kit?

 

[ComedyPilot]

I think the bike's being ridden by a Yorkshireman that has missed an appointment, and his wife is shouting, "Eeee Jack, you're late....."

Anyone seen my coat?

 

[Melonfish]

Putting thinner or slicker tyres on a bike like that probably wouldn't make a vas deferens.

you've simultaneously made me laugh and wish to kill you lol.

 

[Andy_R]

Came across this, whilst browsing Google news. I am sure you can all come up with some witty comments.

Lord Flasheart: I've got a plan, and it's as hot as my pants.

 

[Davehateshills]

My satnav has stopped working, has anyone seen a really big egg around here?

 

[bicyclos]

Its proof that cycling does not give you erectile dysfunction.