Stick your karaoke machine out of bedroom window and fart into the mike.

[betty swollocks]

Bare bum out of window too.
That's what a local blind woman has been doing to the high approbation of the council estate kids down below.

The tune:-

You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
etc. etc.

Andy Williams: match that!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

At what point in the song is the fart heard?

 

[betty swollocks]

You'll have to ask the kids.
It's been stopped now by the landlords, a Housing Association - spoilsports. Their officials possibly found it an onerous task to sort out and hush up the incident and probably an odorous one too!

 

[Kirstie]

Did she fart the trumpet break after the verse? That would work quite well, actually.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Did she fart the trumpet break after the verse? That would work quite well, actually.

That would be impressive. Might require a fair amount of practice tho'. Perhaps she was on a suitable diet for best effect

 

[colly]

Pics, we need pics.