Strange Goings On In The City Centre

[Chislenko]

Walking through town last night and I couldn't believe my eyes.

There is a new bank opening!!!

 

[Drago]

Methinks you've been on the sherry!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Walking through town last night and I couldn't believe my eyes.

There is a new bank opening!!!

Probably a vape shop or Turkish barber's in disguise¬

 

[FrankCrank]

Might be a food bank.

 

[Oldhippy]

Times slip.

 

[Drago]

Sperm bank? Was there a queue of men in dirty macs?

 

[PeteXXX]

Sperm bank? Was there a queue of men in dirty macs?

Apparently it's self-service only..

 

[Drago]

Just don't make a withdrawal at the hole in the wall.

 

[Oldhippy]

Doesn't self service make it a cash machine? 🤔

 

[Drago]

And how do they make a deposit?

 

[PeteXXX]

Doesn't self service make it a cash machine? 🤔

Deposits only

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What’s the customer service like, do they give you a hand?

 

[BrumJim]

Did it used to be a trendy wine bar?

 

[Drago]

What’s the customer service like, do they give you a hand?

Their customer service is first class. Happy ending guaranteed.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

After the closure, over the past few years, of the 5 banks in our town, there's now a 'Banking Hub', presumably shared by how-ever-many banks



There was;
TSB (now a clothing bank)
Yorkshire (empty)
Midland ('Bankers Draught' bar)
Barclays (apartments)
Halifax (closed in March)