Stupid sayings you use ?

[gbb]

We all do it...dont we ?
Mine include, walking into the canteen, to find the tea machine has a queue, so i muscle to the front and say ...
'get out of the way, engineer on an emergency tea break'

If anyone ever says to me ..'i'd like a job like yours' or 'i could do your job'...the reply is aways...
'you couldnt drink that much tea'

Any offers ?

 

[Greedo]

Every time I hear someone say the time 14:30 as two thirty I always say

"that's a dentists favourite time"

Don't know where it came from but really need to stop it

 

[Mr Phoebus]

When I'm departing: "As they say in Russia... Moscow!"

 

[buggi]

We all do it...dont we ?
Mine include, walking into the canteen, to find the tea machine has a queue, so i muscle to the front and say ...
'get out of the way, engineer on an emergency tea break'

funny once, but i bet its starting to piss everyone off now

 

[gbb]

funny once, but i bet its starting to piss everyone off now

No no, they're simple souls...they still get amusement from it

No, only joking. I only go through the motions (said the drain cleaner to the housewife)...of elbowing my way forward. I dont need to get to the front, i can drink it in the workshop all day

 

[Hilldodger]

On seeing an ambulance/fire engine/police car at spead with lights and sirens going....

"He won't sell many ice creams travelling at that speed"

 

[Stan]

Every time I hear someone say the time 14:30 as two thirty I always say

"that's a dentists favourite time"

Don't know where it came from but really need to stop it

Nice one. Same for me but I use "chinese dentist".

 

[HLaB]

I think my daftest sayings are ones I've picked up from my dad. One for instance instead of saying 'ah well' or yawning I tend to say "Och Aye Jock McKay", who the feck is Jock McKay ?

 

[Crackle]

"All aboard the Skylark" whenever I load anyone into the car, especially the kids
9:50 is always Cowboy time (think about it)

plus many others I can't think of now.....

 

[Hilldodger]

I think my daftest sayings are ones I've picked up from my dad. One for instance instead of saying 'ah well' or yawning I tend to say "Och Aye Jock McKay", who the feck is Jock McKay ?

He was my brother-in-laws father.

 

[yello]

I have become overly fond of saying, when sitting down for dinner, "for what we are about to receive, on your marks, get set, go"

And my fave jokey dismissive is "go put your head up a dead bear's bum"

 

[ACS]

Having a Glaswegian working in the office, we have a ban on the phrase "by the way."

 

[Mr Phoebus]

"All aboard the Skylark"

Not on your Nellie!

 

[tdr1nka]

On seeing an ambulance/fire engine/police car at spead with lights and sirens going....

"He won't sell many ice creams travelling at that speed"

LOL, I use that one along with, 'They must be late for something?'

 

[Wolf04]

After expressing my affection for punk rock (the american stuff like Television etc) my sister told me that all my taste was in my mouth!
It made me smile anyway.