Superpower?

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Melvil

Guest
Mine would be to conjure up curry from thin air. I could feed people with it and spray highly spiced versions of it at evildoers. I would be called........





Tom Doori





What would your superpower be?
 

Monkey Boy

New Member
Mine would be to poo the poo of other animals. I would pound the streets billowing "I can crap the faeces of other species"

Just think of the fun you cold have crapping like an elephant!!

I could be like the Silver Surfer, but instead of a surf board I would be propelled on a wave of poo.

Think I'll shut up now:blush:
 

Maz

Guru
I would be a super-hero just like Spider-Man. My Achilles Heel, though, would be my inability to escape from bathtubs.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
I'd like to be able to do that thing in cartoons where the character is just about to run, and they jump up in the air and their legs go round and round while a rapid "diggle-iggle-iggle" noise happens. I'd be called ... er.. dunno, Yogi, Mutley, something like that!
 
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