Talkative subway tune drivers

[mustang1]

I'm on the subway and the friggin driver just doesn't shut up. Every single time we stop, shes on the horn telling is all about all manner of problems we are currently experiencing.

Just tell th e new passengers when they get on, not repeating the same old dribble in between stops. What does she think, we didn't hear her or someone new got in in between stations. I'm trying to concentrate on this book and I have the dummy telling me useless crap every couple minutes.

Shall I post this dribble? Well I've typed it out now....

 

[Drago]

Tunes!


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mqNVTH1AP4I

 

[TissoT]

May be you need a pair of these .... ... always handy to have in your pocket in circumstance as this .

 

[Brandane]

Subway tune:

 

[mustang1]

Tunes!


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mqNVTH1AP4I

Ugh.. I meant tube drivers

 

[PeteXXX]

A woman that never stops talking??
Surely not.....

 

[Yellow Saddle]

This is my pet peeve. I fly quite a bit and am sick and tired of the drivel the captain and his co-jockey spew out over the PA system. I don't care about the direction of take-off, the number of the runway, the cruising altitude, the name of the chief purser (whatever that is) or have to be told to enjoy the flight. There's nothing to enjoy and everything to endure. They must equip all the crew with Bluetooth gadgets so that we don't have to listen to the cross-checks and get-ready-for-take-off. We know the plane is taking off because it is shaking and roaring and the old lady is gripping the armrest.

Some captains think they are radio DJs and have to tell us their name and that of their side-kicks. I don't care. Captain is good enough for all of them and here's just one on each plane, so it is hardly confusing. I also want a disclaimer button that I can press and by-pass the safety video and go directly to listening to music. I also want my own personal mini-bar and it would help if they could fly a bit faster and avoid the bumpy bits. Oh yes, and if they could ban babies, that would be nice too.

 

[Gravity Aided]

This is my pet peeve. I fly quite a bit and am sick and tired of the drivel the captain and his co-jockey spew out over the PA system. I don't care about the direction of take-off, the number of the runway, the cruising altitude, the name of the chief purser (whatever that is) or have to be told to enjoy the flight. There's nothing to enjoy and everything to endure. They must equip all the crew with Bluetooth gadgets so that we don't have to listen to the cross-checks and get-ready-for-take-off. We know the plane is taking off because it is shaking and roaring and the old lady is gripping the armrest.

Some captains think they are radio DJs and have to tell us their name and that of their side-kicks. I don't care. Captain is good enough for all of them and here's just one on each plane, so it is hardly confusing. I also want a disclaimer button that I can press and by-pass the safety video and go directly to listening to music. I also want my own personal mini-bar and it would help if they could fly a bit faster and avoid the bumpy bits. Oh yes, and if they could ban babies, that would be nice too.

Might be a bit bumpier, but faster, in a suborbital sort of way.

 

[Lonestar]

This is my pet peeve. I fly quite a bit and am sick and tired of the drivel the captain and his co-jockey spew out over the PA system. I don't care about the direction of take-off, the number of the runway, the cruising altitude, the name of the chief purser (whatever that is) or have to be told to enjoy the flight. There's nothing to enjoy and everything to endure. They must equip all the crew with Bluetooth gadgets so that we don't have to listen to the cross-checks and get-ready-for-take-off. We know the plane is taking off because it is shaking and roaring and the old lady is gripping the armrest.

Some captains think they are radio DJs and have to tell us their name and that of their side-kicks. I don't care. Captain is good enough for all of them and here's just one on each plane, so it is hardly confusing. I also want a disclaimer button that I can press and by-pass the safety video and go directly to listening to music. I also want my own personal mini-bar and it would help if they could fly a bit faster and avoid the bumpy bits. Oh yes, and if they could ban babies, that would be nice too.

Yeah,the bloody plebs I just with they'd shut up for us superior people.Bloody glorified bus drivers.