Tamara Ecclestone Rant!

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jonny jeez

Legendary Member
Tamara Eccleston, who is she?

As some of you may know, I dislike our attraction with celebrity, I find it pointless and quite damaging. But every so often, despite my efforts one or two celebs will penetrate my defences and come to my attention.

Tamara Eccleston is one of them.

Until a few weeks ago I had no idea Bernie Eccleston had kids, let alone two of them. I also had no idea that one of them is trying very hard to “launch” a celebrity career all of her own, with the intention of becoming “famous, just like Daddy”.

Firstly I don’t understand why someone with her privilege and position would consider a career in “celebrity-world” worthwhile or indeed rewarding. I would think that dragging a bunch of pap’s and fans about the place has to be the last think a very, very rich Girl needs when trying to live her live to the full.

But not Tamara. This, I guess is her choice and good luck to her, But I have to ask “who the hell is managing her?” because so far, they are making a real dogs dinner of her “introduction” to celebrity status.

All of her stunts so far have displayed a mind numbing lack of understanding of the world outside the one she lives in and are in real danger of making her one of the most hated celeb’s on the planet (way up there with the walking narcissist complex that is Katie Price)…and she is only a month in!!

So what has she done so far….

First Tamara decides its good publicity to fund an expedition into the amazon jungle, at the cost of over £1m. this expedition was, however not developed to seek out new species, or to explore hitherto unknown parts of the world…no... it was to go shopping for a bath.

For an encore I read at the weekend that Daddy is suing young Tamara for using his company name for one of her products (yep she has a line coming out!)…evidently she felt “Formula one” was a good name for a cosmetic and also felt that daddy shouldn’t care that companies have to spend millions of pounds just to stand next to the name, let alone use it on their products. This allegedly prompted a classic paternal response from daddy of “Tamara, are you f**king stupid”

...all together now!!

Then, today I see Tamara again in the papers, this time for a “Glamour shoot”. The shot in question was to include Tamara lying naked in her natural environment (her house, not Harvy Nicks). Unfortunately the photographer felt this may not be interesting enough (No!) and asked if Tamara could get hold of some cash to lie in. The story is that Tamara responded with, “here you go” and promptly found £1m in £50 notes down the back of the sofa.

Please… somebody tell me something positive about Tamara because so far all her publicity machine has managed to present is an image as the worlds most vacuous, most spoilt , most out of touch plastic dolly bird since crystal Ken went dating.

Help me, I'm sure she lovely and all, please help me see how!!!
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
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After her unhappy childhood you should feel sorry for her. Her parents simply didn't see eye to eye.

bernie-slavica-ecclestone.jpg
 
You seem to have a rather detailed knowledge of this attraction of celebrity you claim to dislike so much. As for me its don't know don't care.
 
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jonny jeez

jonny jeez

Legendary Member
After her unhappy childhood you should feel sorry for her. Her parents simply didn't see eye to eye.

bernie-slavica-ecclestone.jpg
:biggrin:

You seem to have a rather detailed knowledge of this attraction of celebrity you claim to dislike so much. As for me its don't know don't care.


I know and thats probably the bit that angers me the most, she seems to be on every page i turn right now...I hate it!!!

and now you know too...you see how it works!
 

MissTillyFlop

Evil communist dictator, lover of gerbils & Pope.
Tamara Eccleston, who is she?

As some of you may know, I dislike our attraction with celebrity, I find it pointless and quite damaging. But every so often, despite my efforts one or two celebs will penetrate my defences and come to my attention.

Tamara Eccleston is one of them.

Until a few weeks ago I had no idea Bernie Eccleston had kids, let alone two of them. I also had no idea that one of them is trying very hard to “launch” a celebrity career all of her own, with the intention of becoming “famous, just like Daddy”.

Firstly I don’t understand why someone with her privilege and position would consider a career in “celebrity-world” worthwhile or indeed rewarding. I would think that dragging a bunch of pap’s and fans about the place has to be the last think a very, very rich Girl needs when trying to live her live to the full.

But not Tamara. This, I guess is her choice and good luck to her, But I have to ask “who the hell is managing her?” because so far, they are making a real dogs dinner of her “introduction” to celebrity status.

All of her stunts so far have displayed a mind numbing lack of understanding of the world outside the one she lives in and are in real danger of making her one of the most hated celeb’s on the planet (way up there with the walking narcissist complex that is Katie Price)…and she is only a month in!!

So what has she done so far….

First Tamara decides its good publicity to fund an expedition into the amazon jungle, at the cost of over £1m. this expedition was, however not developed to seek out new species, or to explore hitherto unknown parts of the world…no... it was to go shopping for a bath.

For an encore I read at the weekend that Daddy is suing young Tamara for using his company name for one of her products (yep she has a line coming out!)…evidently she felt “Formula one” was a good name for a cosmetic and also felt that daddy shouldn’t care that companies have to spend millions of pounds just to stand next to the name, let alone use it on their products. This allegedly prompted a classic paternal response from daddy of “Tamara, are you f**king stupid”

...all together now!!

Then, today I see Tamara again in the papers, this time for a “Glamour shoot”. The shot in question was to include Tamara lying naked in her natural environment (her house, not Harvy Nicks). Unfortunately the photographer felt this may not be interesting enough (No!) and asked if Tamara could get hold of some cash to lie in. The story is that Tamara responded with, “here you go” and promptly found £1m in £50 notes down the back of the sofa.

Please… somebody tell me something positive about Tamara because so far all her publicity machine has managed to present is an image as the worlds most vacuous, most spoilt , most out of touch plastic dolly bird since crystal Ken went dating.

Help me, I'm sure she lovely and all, please help me see how!!!

She's just another unperson. Just avoid Heat and newspapers and your paths will never cross again.

She's rich, she's pretty, she's got an impressive boob job, but hey, her brains are made out of monkey turds, so she doesn't have everything.
 

ASC1951

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
Tamara Eccleston, who is she?

As some of you may know, I dislike our attraction with celebrity, I find it pointless and quite damaging. But every so often, despite my efforts one or two celebs will penetrate my defences and come to my attention.
That's no excuse for bringing her to ours.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Has she got an aerodynamic chassis?
 

XmisterIS

Purveyor of fine nonsense
I have met one or two of the children of the super-rich - not because I move in important circles, but I bumped into a few of them when I was out in Thailand a few years back on a rock climbing trip - and almost without exception they have more money than they know what to do with and they are very, very screwed up in the head ...
 

Mozzy

New Member
Location
Taunton Somerset
I do know where you're coming from, I really do. The older I get the worse I become. Jordan???/ Now that is a serious larf; very eloquent though int she?

There are so many of them as well. The Osbourne's (Oh I chuckled then, think Munster's or Adams family). The Geldof saga. That hotel lass, Paris Hilton or what? Oh heck they go on.

Never mind, just think of those to come ... The Beckham clan for one :whistle:

Still, as said earlier, naked did make me prick up my ears :thumbsup:

Mozzy
 
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