XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
My Mother is one ... I've spent a fair amount of time over the last three weeks being ferried to the Dr's and supermarket because of illness and inability to drive. I've not spent that much time being subjected to her driving since before I was old enough to drive!
She passed her test (just) when she was 45 and her driving hasn't improved since ...
For example, she has no spatial awareness and just doesn't notice what is right in front of her. We will go hurtling towards a vehicle that is stopped, with it's brake lights on, and has been that way for about five seconds, then she'll suddenly slam on the brakes and exclaim, "My God! Drivers these days! Why the hell has that idiot stopped in the middle of the road all of a sudden like that!" Meanwhile, I am hanging onto the seat with white knuckles, thinking, "Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! Oh Mary! Oh Lord Jesus, save me!" (etc)
And parking ... forget it! There are certain places that she avoids because she can't park in the car park - she finds it too difficult!!
The other day we were behind a kid on a moped (and I mean RIGHT behind him) - I said, "It's probably best to hang back a little, give him some room, we're dangerously close". I didn't just say it once, I said it about five times. Then I gave up and closed my eyes and began praying again ... !!
It's bad ... !!
Anyone you know who's driving is quite simply astonishing??
She passed her test (just) when she was 45 and her driving hasn't improved since ...

For example, she has no spatial awareness and just doesn't notice what is right in front of her. We will go hurtling towards a vehicle that is stopped, with it's brake lights on, and has been that way for about five seconds, then she'll suddenly slam on the brakes and exclaim, "My God! Drivers these days! Why the hell has that idiot stopped in the middle of the road all of a sudden like that!" Meanwhile, I am hanging onto the seat with white knuckles, thinking, "Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! Oh Mary! Oh Lord Jesus, save me!" (etc)
And parking ... forget it! There are certain places that she avoids because she can't park in the car park - she finds it too difficult!!
The other day we were behind a kid on a moped (and I mean RIGHT behind him) - I said, "It's probably best to hang back a little, give him some room, we're dangerously close". I didn't just say it once, I said it about five times. Then I gave up and closed my eyes and began praying again ... !!
It's bad ... !!
Anyone you know who's driving is quite simply astonishing??