Test

[Greedo]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

It had to be deliberate.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was stand ing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
We are very happy that you have passed our little test.

We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:





















Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

[gbb]

Class...pure class

 

[jasper]

Very good. I thought that was true til I read the last line. I was thinking that you should bin the scheming b*tch...

 

[bikie]

very funny

 

[gavintc]

Yes, I enjoyed that one.

 

[ColinJ]

Alternatively:

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

It had to be deliberate.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughters. Welcome to the family.'

I said 'Thanks, but I'm rather busy right now and don't have time to chat. I need to fetch something from my car...'

And the moral of this story is:





















Date a girl from a polygamist Mormon community !