That's it...

[Mortiroloboy]

I'm off to the college of knowledge for two weeks, a course to become a fully fledged Crime Reduction Advisor. after passing the course and producing a 'mock' report on a given location, I will be fully qualified to advise you on how to reduce the chance of becoming a vicitm of crime...Clever stuff eh?!

God I hate that place, crap accommodation, rubbish food, no chance of getting out on the bike after lessons due to the dark nights, I will still take my bike though, and ride my rollers. see you all in a couple of weeks.

 

[Dayvo]

Sounds like prison! You'll come out knowing more about crime than before you went in!

Have fun.

 

[Aperitif]

You going to Hendon Moto 'Roller' Boy?

 

[Maz]

Good luck & Make sure your bike dunt get nicked.

 

[Keith Oates]

At least you won't have far to go to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[newbiebiker]

Pain comes before pleasure.

 

[Vikeonabike]

That sounds like fun.......Rather you than me!
Volounteer or Voulounteered?

 

[mondobongo]

There was me thinking I was hard done by being sent on a 4 day First Aid at Work course next week.

 

[Aperitif]

There was me thinking I was hard done by being sent on a 4 day First Aid at Work course next week.

Get plastered, tied up and administer to a rubber dolly - you sure it's not a 'How to be a Solicitor' course Mondo?

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Head's spinning at end of week 1, been doing powerpoint stuff, and mock 'surveys', some nice girlies there though, so some distractions

 

[DJ]

Head's spinning at end of week 1, been doing powerpoint stuff, and mock 'surveys', some nice girlies there though, so some distractions

That's week one out the way! Well done! now for week two you and those nice young girlies have been moved on to the 4 day first aid at work course!B)

 

[Mortiroloboy]

LOL! Nah, they'll still be there waiting for me! Gonna get a bit intense this week (The course) that is, more surveys, more powerpoint, and a 2000 word project on a crime reduction topic of our own choice to submit. Think I'll opt for Youth Disorder, as I have some knowledge of dealing successfully with it.

I just don't like being away from my home comforts, and brushing my teeth whilst a stranger takes a dump nearby (in the toilet) isn't my idea of fun!