The "James Bond" Gadget Bike

[Sapper]

Okay, seveal times as Ive cycled home and had a near miss with a vehicle, i have wanted a gadget that would irritate the car driver no end.

So my Bike would have two gadgets...

• A device that shoots out of the handle bars to scratch the paintwork of the car that almost caused an incident
• A dart that would penetrate the tyre of the car and cause a puncture...

Vindictive I know but some times I do feel hat way inclined...

Any other ideas?

Adrian

 

[HLaB]

There was one made a while ago, iirc it had flame thrower handle bars for those close passes, rear tracks rather than wheel and an ejector seat to give thieves a little more than they had bargained on :-) It probably had a few other things.

Edit: yip I was right, + Ski

 

[BlackPanther]

A water pistol with paint stripper. Minimum cost, maximum damage!

 

[DrSquirrel]

Why would you want a bike to take revenge on cars(/other users) when you could have a bike to avoid it all?

ie. hoverbike?

 

[opticcircus]

Some kind of cutting laser or maybe an EMP

 

[HLaB]

Why would you want a bike to take revenge on cars(/other users) when you could have a bike to avoid it all?

ie. hoverbike?

Just think what an effective paintstripper the downdraught would be

 

[Jezston]

A small handgun would do me. Something with a small caliber and low recoil - easier to shoot one handed whilst riding and also a little more likely to damage the car and maim the driver than kill.

 

[Jezston]

Having said that, an electric assist bike that charges when riding, and the battery can - if needs be - discharged completely into a small laser beam would be cool.

 

[Andy_R]

caltrops!

 

[Jezston]

You mind your language!

 

[classic33]

Blow torch fitted to the rear. Nozzle dependant, you could have either a visualy effective blow torch or one that will do more damage with leat visual warning.

Have fitted a space heater to the back of a Brox. Slightly damp paper smouldering & a 12v fan switched on every now & again. No gas bottle with me at the time though.

Caltrops, use barbs of barbed wire. Smaller.

 

[fossyant]

Lightweight Exocet missile system.

 

[classic33]

Some kind of cutting laser or maybe an EMP

You could always build your own emp
http://www.amazing1.com/emp.htm

 

[classic33]

Or there's always this to try
http://www.amazing1....n-gun.htm#IOD10

Edi due to simple spelling error

 

[Andy_R]

Herve Villechaize on the pannier rack, aiming fire arrows at the ne'er-do-wells