The neighbour's wife has finally lost it!

[XmisterIS]

I have been out doing some building work in my back yard all morning and afternoon. My neighbours on one side will often argue with each other within earshot of everyone around (no dignity, in my opinion, but that's by the by). Anyway, today I could hear bits of what they were shouting at each other, and in the end she absolutely lost the plot! Just then their adult daughter turned up and the conversation went as follows:

<various exchanges along the lines of "... why don't you ...", "... no I can't ...", "... you make your mind up! ...", " ... you do it then! ...", etc>

Then:

Him: "My God, stupid cow, I can't do it like that, ... GETCHERHANDSOFFIT! ... If you don't stop moaning I'm going to smash it!" (I never did find out what "it" was).

(pause)

Her: "Blerk."

Him: "Oh for Gods sake, don't you start that again!"

Her: "Bluuuurgh! Blerk! Grrrrrrraffaffaffaffaaarrrrgh!"

<daughter turns up, he disappears indoors.>

Her: "Gruffoooo Grararararh!"

Daughter: Dad? Dad? Have you been arguing with mum again?

 

[SteelUn]

Him: "My God, stupid cow, I can't do it like that, ... GETCHERHANDSOFFIT! ... If you don't stop moaning I'm going to smash smack it!" (I never did find out what "it" was).

His pet monkey?

 

[gb155]

We need a VIDEO

 

[biggs682]

i bet they were arguing over the tv remote

 

[Fnaar]

"It" is probably a sculpture made of eggshells called "Human Dignity" that the couple have been working on together during idle moments.

 

[colly]

You need to get to know them better, they're clearly members of this forum who hang out in P&L.

 

[Blue_icicle]

This sounds all so familiar ....

Its not actually an argument, its the new family game based around the old favourite Twister.

This new version is mainly for husband and wife to play, but older children can join in from time to time...

Welcome to the Flat Pack Furniture Game! The Family Bonding game that goes on for hours and hours! ;o)

 

[Furkz]

is the daughter fit?

 

[Archie_tect]

but genetically unstable.