THe opening Ceremony

[Mad Doug Biker]

A lot of you wont be watching it, but, I will, so, here goes....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Lots of arial shots of people doing sports....

Hmmmm

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A lot of people with big sheets of metalic cusions, making patterns.

I wonder if they can pixelate the entire thing and spare us the rest!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Seemingly not

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Fireworks go around....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Now the national anthem

 

[Lonestar]

Sounds riveting.

Lots of arial shots of people doing sports....

Hmmmm

I need to get my eyes tested.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's only the start

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

BBC puppets reading the script well...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

OH, what is this, the Zika Virus??

Large sculptures of microbes crossing the stage....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

BBC puppets reading the script well...

And if it had been a free Scottish TV broadcasting it, do you think it would have been anything different??

What was was that??

Oh yeah

'Team Geebee'

Heebee jeebee is that?

Aye, very good

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Large elastic bands being stretched to indicate Indiginous art, creating the houses they live in.

Oh no, the Europeans, maybe Marmion is on it!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Slavery, but African culture is entering Brazil!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Apparently Brazil has the biggest number of Japanese immigrants in the world. Never knew that.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It does seem rather cheap and cheerful, but it is nice