The real reason that cyclists shave their legs...

[montage]

....Upon arriving home, I counted around 15 small flies trapped amongst leg hairs.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I didn't.

 

[DJ]

enough for a meal then!!!!!!!!!!

 

[johnnyh]

I think I ate that many on my ride! One particularly large one hit the back of my throat and seemed to choose death rather than escape, no matter how hard I coughed and spat he was determined to join the food chain!

 

[montage]

I think I ate that many on my ride! One particularly large one hit the back of my throat and seemed to choose death rather than escape, no matter how hard I coughed and spat he was determined to join the food chain!

Think of the protein!

 

[dav1d]

I think I ate that many on my ride! One particularly large one hit the back of my throat and seemed to choose death rather than escape, no matter how hard I coughed and spat he was determined to join the food chain!

Recently I ate a fly. Fortunately, I was so disgusted by what it was, I threw up! Problem solved! lol

 

[buggi]

i had an ant on my handlebars today. how did it get there? it didn't have wings.

 

[bonk man]

We cycled through 2 swarms of bees today, some of the guys did get them stuck to their legs.... no one got stung but quite alarming.. I spotted the first swarm and realised what it was and shouted BEEEEEEEEEES and everyone was doing their jerseys up as quickly as possible

 

[yorkshiregoth]

The only sensible solution to swallowing a fly is to then swallow a spider followed by a bird etc etc...

 

[johnnyh]

The only sensible solution to swallowing a fly is to then swallow a spider followed by a bird etc etc...

I've been trying this out but am having trouble keeping the dog down

 

[Keith Oates]

Come to Vietnam there are restaurants that serve nothing else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rich p]

Come to Vietnam there are restaurants that serve nothing else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe in China they serve them at Macdonalds with the burgers - "You want flies with that?"

 

[newbiebiker]

I believe in China they serve them at Macdonalds with the burgers - "You want flies with that?"

Fly no..ants maybe (fried/ toasted ants)

 

[Amanda P]

I've been trying this out but am having trouble keeping the dog down

Perhaps you'll die.