There was this girl at Riga Airport last week...

[Fab Foodie]

... really lovely, think Claudia Schiffer with a thinner waist... just below her perfect belly was a pair of very low-slung hipster jeans with a big blinging diamante belt buckle that said GUESS in large letters... In reply I said "Full Hollywood maybe?"

 

[Globalti]

Cor! Is that anything like a full Blackpool?

 

[trustysteed]

i'd hope not. seeing a girl with such a massive erection as the Blackpool tower is NOT what i'd be hoping for!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Cor! Is that anything like a full Blackpool?

Wassat then?