Globalti
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A young Polish girl stows away on a ship. After a few days she is discovered and taken in front of the captain.
“What are you doing on my ship?” he asks.
(Polish accent here) “I met this nice boy from Liverpool so we decide to run away to America to start new life,” replies the girl. “Every day he bring me three meals and in return I let him f**** me.”
“You’re certainly getting f****ed,” replies the captain. “This is the Birkenhead ferry!”
“What are you doing on my ship?” he asks.
(Polish accent here) “I met this nice boy from Liverpool so we decide to run away to America to start new life,” replies the girl. “Every day he bring me three meals and in return I let him f**** me.”
“You’re certainly getting f****ed,” replies the captain. “This is the Birkenhead ferry!”